Hi there Here is yet another and cheap way to
poke fun at our favorite video game and tv show. Captions.
Please enjoy another way of our tasteless cheap
humor. Enjoy!
CastleVania: Symphony of the Night.
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*PHFFFFF!!!!*
Demon Familiar: Holy crap!!! For some prince of vampires you sure have the
instincts of an animal.
Alucard: Shut up.
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Richter: Lookie
everyone!!! It's the North Star which I am
pointing with my finger!! It will lead me to
Lord Dracula or my name isn't Simon
Belmont!!!
Maria: But you're name ISN'T SIMON.
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Dracula: My son, why
don't you call me? We could had this lovely conversation
much sooner.
Alucard: He's doing it again...*mutters to
himself* Please kill me.
Dracula: Is there seem to be something
bothering you?
Alucard: DEAR GOD!!! KILL ME NOW!!!!
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Shaft:
To reach an higher balance, one must obtain inner peace 24 hours a day.
Alucard: Okay. You're crazy.
Shaft: Come and join in this circle of inner
balance. And we shall make this world a much
saner place.
Alucard: You go do that....*side steps out of the room*
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Richter: High ho
Silver, AWAY!!! Onward to CastleVania!!! *Lone
Ranger theme plays*
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Gardener:
I see London, I see France, I see the master's
son underpants!!!!
Alucard: *BLUSH* Get away from me you sicko!!!
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Guy:
OOGA OOMPA RUMPA!!!
Alucard/Demon Familiar: ???
Demon Familiar: You get what this guy is saying??
Alucard: Not a clue. You?
Demon Familiar: What do I look like? A
Demon/English translator?!!!
Alucard: Kay. *looks at the guy* You're not from around here nee?
Guy: OOMPA?
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Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon.
(Thanks to PrincessPisces
for letting us use these pictures.)
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Artemis: HOLY CRAP!!! Alucard porn on the net?!! But how?!!!
And why at Central Control?!!!
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Minako:
Richter or Alucard? Who's the cutie vampire
slayer? *sighs dreamily* I just can't
decide...*continues to drool hesitantly*
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Guy: Hey Miss! My soup is cold!!
Minako: *growling* I show you what else is gonna
be cold mister.
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Sailor
Moon: WHAT?!!! NO MORE LUNCH BREAKS?!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE
CRUEL AND EVIL!!!! |
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Minako:
Hiya there Odango.
Usagi: Minako, what are you doing?
Minako: It's time to realize...that your boy ain't giving you any.
Usagi: Then I guess I shouldn't go tell you you're DATING A WOMAN!!!
Minako:
What?!! Balderdash!!!
Haruka: But I'm really am a woman.
Minako: *covering her ears* Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!
I am hearing things...only hearing things!!! |
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Director:
Due to the fact of the popularity, we're now
making the entire season based on Sailor Chibi
Moon.
Sailor Moon: WHAT?!!!!
Director: Oh wait, we already did that. You
have an appointment with the dentist
Sailor Moon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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